To kill a mockingvirus

Being afraid of the virus? Do not worry, I have many ways to stop the coronavirus I will be sharing all the ways in this essay.

Chapter 1: Don’t try to escape

Chapter 2: No crowds

Chapter 3: Symptoms

Chapter 4: Germaphobes

Chapter 1: Don’t try to escape

  When there is a virus outbreak, don’t try to escape, when I say that I mean literally, if you are stuck in a country and the president is closing off the shipping don’t try to escape, you will not just spread the virus, you will be able to make a living there. Especially Americans, they always bring something back when they go from Europe to the US.

  For those who are scared that Americans are bringing back the virus, you got 24 hours to immediately buy everything in the store, because you are not going out there again. The street right now is No Man’s land, I am serious, don’t try to be like a wonder woman and be like “I am no man” no. If you got something ordered,  order everything and don’t go onto amazon again until the virus is clear.

  When you are going out, make sure you are wearing masks, Gloves and a jacket. When you come back into the house, leave the mask in the bin, don’t bring the clove and the jacket in. The virus is useless without a host, it would die right away. But food has protein, something essential for a living thing.

  Don’t try to lock ourselves either, the virus can still come into the house, with a secret weapon called, Amazon Prime. So before the virus is detected close to you, order everything you need, there is no second chance. So if the virus comes, don’t freak out, don’t buy all the masks in the world.

Chapter 2: No crowds

  When you are going somewhere, avoid crowds, there are many people looking for masks. We did do mask hunting but you should just buy a mask that can be washed and reused. We got one of those. 

  We also try to avoid crowds and big malls, I mean we will go to malls, just those with less people. Disneyland is not a good place to go at all. It is the planting ground for the potato. Because there are just so many people, even big Rats like Mickey Mouse hugging people.

  The US also shutted down so many things with crowds, it is also very dark to say bless you when you sneeze, I will mention why later in the third chapter.

  Avoid these crowds for no virus, when you had plans of going to your friends house, shut it down, close it off, don’t go. Even if there are very little people, don’t go, you will easily be infected by this virus.

  I will also mention one more thing, when you go into a crowd and can’t get out, close your eyes, mouth and nose. When someone touches you, when you come home, go take a bath and destroy the bath you just bathed in. You don’t have to destroy it, just drain the water and wash it off.

Chapter 3: Symptoms 

  I said that when you sneeze and people say god bless you it is very dark. Out of all the coronaviruses, one of the most common symptoms is sneezing. The biggest virus outbreak in history is none other than the Black Plague, the deadliest virus that killed 100 million people in Europe because of not washing their hands, sneezing, and many other symptoms. 

  During the black plague, the virus spreaded because of all the symptoms. With sneezing being the most common. It lasted for 10 years, and at the end of the plague, ⅓ of Europe perished. Because of sneezing, that's why when you sneeze they say bless you in God Bless you, because you will die from a plague.

  Another symptom is through touching, when someone touches, the virus spreads faster, that is why they want to quarantine people.

  These symptoms are easy to spot, so you should kinda stay away when you see the symptoms.

  I also have another thing dark which is the “ Ring around the rosies.” Another dark nursery rhyme about the black plague as well. The song goes ( Ring around the rosies, a pocket full of posies, a tissue, a tissue we all fall down.) Ring around the rosies, means gathering around the dead people, a pocket full of posies, posies, are flowers, to bless the dead. A tissue, they sneeze, a tissue, they sneeze again, we all fall down. They all fall down, dead.

  So that is why sneezing is the most common symptom ever.

Chapter 4: Germaphobes

  Ok I will half be serious half not serious, germaphobes are not wrong cleaning everything every 5 minutes, it is just, everyone is thinking it is a bit too much. See not so many people go to the sushi restaurant now for obvious reasons, but GERMAPHOBES DO, to clean the restaurant.

  I think germaphobes are doing something, but it is just too much, you don’t have to do it every time, everyone is scared, not just you germaphobes.

  I also feel these guys buy like a million masks to make a living. But I am sure this virus would die by summer, because that is what always happens. They are making a vaccine now, but it is pointless because the chance of the virus dying by then is very high.

So that is it for my essay, I tried my best to write longer but I couldn't but hopefully this was long enough.