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日本现在

日本被新冠病毒收到了很多影响,美国也是一样的问题。如果新冠病毒会影响我的家人,我会杀掉这个病毒,不会让这些病毒回来。让这个病毒变成下一个的新冠病毒。我们不能出门了。所以这个病毒应该死了,夏天来后,一定不在了。

COVID-19 I am coming for you

So last night, Shimura Ken died, because of the Virus. This is not something to joke around, a really funny Japanese Comedian has passed on. The virus is taking all of our guys, I hope my favourite Japanese man Hayao Miyazaki does not die. But the Virus is not a human, if it is, I would be punching him. We cannot do anything but wait, the Vaccine is right now being made but by the time it is done, COVID-19 might be dead. So we will need to wait, maybe COVID-50. But it should be the COVID-20 it came out in 2020, then WHY IS IT 2019?!!!

gif gif gif the sorry post

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I am very sorry I did not post last week's gif, I was busy, so I am here to give you another one. Now I cannot go anywhere, because I am QUARANTINED AT HOME. May the virus not get any worse.

MATH MATH MATH

I like math, that is why it is my strongest subject. However, where I am from, we only study the methods of solving, AKA algebra, algebra is very important, it is one of the most important of all math topics. Math is also the most important subject. Architects, Scientists, Investors Bankers, they all use math. I do know a few good equations, but I never knew the meaning of algebra. I did no even realise the methods I was using was all algebra. Also Geometry, I like geometry because it is easy, to find areas, volumes angles, I like it. Economics is the most important topic in the country, because the economical system, supports the country. If it falls, the country falls, like how USA almost fell down because of the stock market crash. Have fun with math, math is important, I mean other subjects are important too, but math is still important.

Mob Psycho 100

Mob psycho 100 is the new anime series made by One, author of one punch man, mob, or Shineo, looks like Saitama, but in a wig. Also he is powerful as heck like Saitama, it is just that Saitama actually has a goal and Shineo does not. The anime is about telepathic people in the world, and there are like these monsters to fight, I am only on episode 2 so I don't know much. But I like the opening, just looks very creative. Mob psycho 100, all of the characters have that Saitama face, which is funny. But Shineo, might be able to beat Saitama, he has powers like the force, that should be able to keep Saitama from moving. He can do lots of crazy stuff, so be careful of Mob.

Shizu CON

Last night, I made a card for my sister called Shizu CON member card, it was supposed to be a nice member card, I did make a nice member card. She liked it and I have to make another one today. So I want to just rest and do my own stuff for now because she is gonna be saying some crap again, telling me what to do so I will try make it ugly to prank her and bring out the real one after the fake one.

Dungeons and Dragons (The might of homebrew)

The homebrew central is our central for D&D to make weapons of our own, and I like it a lot, however we only used a few of the items in the central, I am sure we would use it in future campaigns, but the next campaign happening is 6 days from now. Stranger Things also had a lot of homebrew although it only came out in the first episode and for the rest of the series the main villain (Demogorgon) of the campaign was the main antagonist of the show, so I appreciate that. I will not mention any homebrew weapons, actually I will, I will mention the first weapon that we used, the electroblade. It is very cool, so you can hit with it, throw it or pull it back and it does 3d6 damage. Now it is 4d6 because we got up to level 4. Do I have this weapon? Sadly no, but I do have a strong weapon too, but that is a another story for part 2

第二

我的blog叫top10waystolive 所以我要说第二个要活着的方法。第二个方法是要学华语,因为中国是个很强的国家。我们应该准备,应为有一天,中国就会比美国和俄罗斯跟强。然后全世界要学华文。可是我不是中国人,我只是个新加波人,我就是要说你们准备那一天,应为中国的时间到了。

youtube

Youtube is a big world of videos, everyone knows that, I remember Youtube back in the days were just about everyday things, now it is video games. Like my favourite game minecraft, or Ice scream or fortnite, fortnite is the most popular video game now. Although I don't know why, I don't really like fortnite, but it is funny looking at some people raging at the game. That is very entertaining, I won't mention the name of who I laughed at, but it is not on twitch, I swear. My favourite youtuber is Dantdm, because he plays minecraft, everyone's favourite game, it is a game where you can get creative and create big machines, castles, battleships, and much more.

My favourite Mobile game (Part 1)

I have many favourite mobile games, and I will go through all of them in the next few days. Down there are the games I like 1.) Clash Royale 2.) The battle cats 3.) Clash of clans So I will start off with the second game I like battle cats, it is just battling out with an army of cats, you will fight many different creatures, not in the world, but across the galaxy, yes, once the cats took over the world, they are killing anything they see across the galaxy. So for this blog I will be listing the top 3 best cats in the game in my opinion. For third place it is bahamut cat Bahamut cat is very strong, starting from the first form, the third form, the speed and dps is so high, that it makes it top 3, the third form hits 3 times, each hit dealing high damage, it can kill many enemies, it also looks cool. For second place, it is Lufalan pasalan or Tecoluga The strongest member of the Lugas family, Tecoluga, he is the boss killer, although he is not strong with no meatshields, ...

我最喜欢的书本

我最喜欢的书本是 (PERCY JACKSON),因为这本书就是神的故事。一个一半神一半人,全都英雄。这个书也很好笑,也有很多神话的动物。我现在读的书就是最后的书,也是最唱的。我读完后,会写个blog,我只会写我对书本的情怀。

Problems I have

I have many problems, I will just go through 2 of them today. The first problem is confidence, I face this problems many times, I may be 173 cm tall but I have lack of confidence, I would still be scared. I know when I am at war I will not make a sacrifice, because I am too cowardly, I never thought of solving this problem but now I do. Another problem I have is a problem everyone would definitely face, Puberty. I hate it, not only will you have acne, you will be more childish. In my old school I had this foe called Randall, he was a scum, he would even pull someone's pants down, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. Hey Randall, if you are reading this, you will get acne too. So before you make fun of someone, think again, you might go through the same problem.

My D&D team

My dungeons and dragons party is pretty strong, I am a lvl 5 fighter, we have a level 5 wizard and a level 4 Druid along with a level 4 Rogue. We all made elements for ourselves, our rogue is the element of lightning, because he has a lightning blade we made up in the homebrew. The wizard is the element of the fire, because all his spells has flames, and I am the element of earth, because I am the muscle of the group. Our druid is the element of entertainment, because when he fails or succeeds both makes us laugh.

My favourite class in Dungeons and Dragons

My favourite class in Dungeons and Dragons is the Barbarian, because the barbarian is very strong, even at level 1. Here is why, when they start, they have two features, unarmored Defense, and rage. Unarmored Defense is a feature where even with no armour, you are protected. Rage boosts your attacks up, it is like a power up. You have advantage on saving throws and checks, your attack power is higher and you are resistant to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage. At the second level, you can sense danger and you have advantage on melee attacks, it is very strong as well. On the third level, you can choose a primal path, I would choose Totem Warrior, because you can multiclass with a fighter which deals a lot of damage. But I will go through all of them. So in the path of the berserker, you can go frenzy if you do this, your one melee attack would be a bonus action you would suffer 1 level of exhaustion after raging. At mindless rage, you cannot be charmed or frightened while ra...

最恶性的卡通片

最恶性的卡通片就是进击的巨人,这就是人类在杀巨人的故事。可是巨人吃人们的时候很恐怖,因为他们很丑。有大大眼睛的巨人,又很胖的巨人也有个超大的巨人。人类做出来的墙是五十米。可是有些巨人是六十米,最大的巨人是一百五十米,人类这么赢呢?他们有个很强的士兵。他自己能杀一百个巨人。这个卡通片的时间设定是八百六十年现在是二零一九念了。为什么没有巨人呢?

Memes

I am new to the internet, but I love it, I started looking at the internet since 2019, not the start but at the middle. I saw many memes, old ones, new ones stupid ones. But my favourite out of all is all of them. I saw one crap post called UH OH it is a crap post, I saw it I found it funny but it is very immature. We then created crazy things out of it. I also saw another meme, quite a while ago, called engineer riding, it is a meme, another crap post, I don't know what to say about it. I get the meaning of few of the memes but some of them, I need to look up. Hopefully I will get most of the jokes some day but you don't get everything you want.

To kill a mockingvirus

Being afraid of the virus? Do not worry, I have many ways to stop the coronavirus I will be sharing all the ways in this essay. Chapter 1: Don’t try to escape Chapter 2: No crowds Chapter 3: Symptoms Chapter 4: Germaphobes Chapter 1: Don’t try to escape   When there is a virus outbreak, don’t try to escape, when I say that I mean literally, if you are stuck in a country and the president is closing off the shipping don’t try to escape, you will not just spread the virus, you will be able to make a living there. Especially Americans, they always bring something back when they go from Europe to the US.   For those who are scared that Americans are bringing back the virus, you got 24 hours to immediately buy everything in the store, because you are not going out there again. The street right now is No Man’s land, I am serious, don’t try to be like a wonder woman and be like “I am no man” no. If you got something ordered,  order everything and don...

These are the words I learnt in English

So my blog is called Top10waystolive, and I have not mentioned any of the top 10 ways yet. So one of my ways is education. The blogs are also called what I learned today and I am going to tell you some vocabulary words. Some people might already know many of these words but my vocabulary is terrible so I will just post them all here right now. Analogy: Comparison of two things that are the same in some way. Ballistic: Something to do with Missiles and bullets Cascade: A lot of things falling or hanging Diffident: Shy and not self-confident Exquisite: Beautiful or Delicate Here are my Chinese vocabulary words 隐喻 Metaphor 明喻 Simile 灵巧 Dexterity 俄国 The most powerful country in the world 维京人 Vikings Just to tell you, when I say (the most powerful country in the world) I mean Russia

我最喜欢的游戏

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我最喜欢的游戏是 “我的世界” 这个游戏你能做你自己的世界。能发明自己的武器装备,我发明了很多的武器装备了,我做了很强的剑,弓,和 大炮。如果你没有玩这个游戏,你应该打开你的电脑,玩这个游戏。 这是这个星期的GIF

My feelings on WW1 and WW2

WW1 aka the great war, was meant to be the war to end all wars, and up comes WW2. So first I am going to talk about WW1. So this war was the war against the Allies and the Centrals or British vs Germans. First I am not satisfied the way it ended, both countries were very powerful countries at that time. The war ended because USA was joining the war. So when Germany heard that they were like "Ok ok ok, let's stop." So all the sacrifices were nothing?! In fact, after WW2 started, it was Germans starting it. I wonder how Hitler shared his dream when he was younger... I got into WW1 when I first watched Wonder Woman, it was about the war. So I thought WW1 was not a big war, because all the soldiers did was sit in the bunker and when the enemy comes, "Open fire!!!" They shoot the platoon down and boom, everything gone. Another movie I watched about WW1 was 1917, the brand new one shot film. About two soldiers delivering a message, THAT WAS (No spoilers) Ok WW2, i...

What is happening right now at 11:01

So my dad is very upset about Shizu (My sister) not doing her work properly, I am not trying to embarrass her but really? She is trying to find short cuts using google calculator, but she has learned ways to calculate with NO calculator, there is no shortcut, the shortest way to finish it is the path you are on. There can never be a day where you will complete the day is 1 hour. That is how life works, there will always be something unfinished. So this is the blog for today, I will post another Chinese blog later before lunch, I mean it is before lunch right now.

an authentic Gotemba experience

When you come to Japan, I really do not recommend you to cross Shizuoka, it is always a Jam, Jam Jam Jam. There is no day where there is no Jam, just take the train, it is not worth sitting in the car for 5 hours, I would have watched endgame twice. Anyway, we went to Gotemba togo for the outlet, we saw many great things, but the mission was to get suits, a suit for my dad. We spent about 3 hours to find it, after we found it, we managed to go to the LEGO store, Yay!!! It was expensive. But we bought my sister something because she needed to bring it to her friend for her birthday. So after we left the LEGO store, we went to buy the Gotemba ham, and that ham is actually great, it tasted good. But you don't have to travel all the way there, it would not take you five hours but just 1 second to press the buy button on the internet. We then made a beeline for home, and as ALWAYS, there is a JAM, it took us 4 hours to go back, so we decided to take the way of no Jam, down the mou...

今天2

今天我们去买东西。我们买了很多没用的东西,我们买了卫生纸,鸡,非常笨蛋大的肉和很大的土豆片。这不是不同的土豆片,真的很大的打包呢。我们浪费了三个小时,才回来,可是我们的任务完成了。

D&D II

So I am not so happy, I am sure I needed to post this 2 days ago but anyways, I am not happy, because our Dungeons & Dragons session was cancelled, because our DM was napping. So I want to be level 5, and because I am a fighter class, I can get extra attack at level 5. So extra attack is just a double attack feature, and my weapons, being able to attack four times is overpowered, because I have Action Surge, which makes me able to attack twice more. My DM and I did the math, so I can deal a total of 38 damage as my lowest damage, which is very strong. If I can attack again and again every turn, I might be the strongest in the team. SO I hope we are able to play dnd longer next time, and we will be good to go when I get extra attack.

我的华语

我的华语很差,在新加波我是六年纪的华人,可是在中国,我的花语是四年级。我看看了华语的考试后,我就·得到了很差的分数。所以今年,我想把我的花语弄好,我希望,今年的十二月,我能做流年子的华文。

Overhaul

My favourite anime antagonist, in my hero academia, is Overhaul. I am sure I will not hate Overhaul, he is one of the most overpowered characters in my opinion. Because he can mess with matter by disassembling them, or reassembling them. If he disassembles something, it is as good as destroying it. Once he does, only he could reassemble them, another thing he does is disassembles and reassembles them. Which means he can come back without a scratch. You may think this is all Overhaul can do, but he can still fuse, which means actually fuse with them, he would then be able to use their abilities and powers. He did it not once but twice in the anime, so he became super overpowered at that time. Overhaul is my favourite, I hope Kohei Hirokoshi brings him back if he can, like Monoma betraying UA and brings overhaul back I don't know. But I hope he appears in action again.

今天

今天我什么都没做,所以我什么都不能说。我没有骗你们,我只是能读书本。我浪费了今天的时间,我真的没有骗。我懂得本是地牢和龙,地牢里面没有天空。那是我今天做的事,明天的目标是不要死。

Volcano Experiment 2

The final report of the volcano is due on Friday, and I did a lot yesterday. We did the last few variable changing and I managed to find out how a volcano erupt. The last eruption was awesome, it was like a real volcano from Pompeii. The one before was even better, because I had food colouring to make it look like lava. On the previous Volcano Experiment blog I typed, I said put cold vinegar to stop the eruption, now thinking of it don't do that, it would make the eruption stronger so don't do it just run. The Volcano model was first build of dirt ,we hid the bottle under the dirt. But after the eruption the dirt was washed away, which sucks. I mean the volcano can burn rocks, because it is lava. I also messed one thing up, I spilled baking soda, and it erupted still, it made it looked like the volcano had friends. We also tried making it erupt with a bottle 2 times the size of the model we made. It did not erupt, probably because there was too much volume for the reaction ...

Dungeons & Dragons

I am going to talk about Dungeons & Dragons today, so I just came back from my D&D session and oh god was it the best session I had in D&D. Just so some people who played the lost mine of phandelver know, we when to take on the young green dragon, we are this less progressed because we were mostly doing quests in D&D. So my friend and I went out of the cottage and we thought of going to the dragon, so my DM said you wanna mess with the dragon? I then sarcastically said yes, but my DM took it seriously and we went for it. I did a the first hit, it was terrible, the DM said the dragon said it was tickling him. So my team mate summoned a spell, that did a lot of damage to the dragon. The dragon attacked and we almost died. However, my second turn, turned the tables. I hit a critical and I was using 2d6 and I rolled 6 for both. The DM was shocked, my teammate casted another spell, Fire bolt, it did more damage, The dragon took more damage from the previous spell casted on...

Volcano experiment 1

Last night, we did the volcano experiment, I am sure everyone knows how to do it, but my experience did not go as expected, I thought that there would be explosions, screams, mess, but none of that happened. We put 100 millilitres of vinegar, then 2 table spoon of baking soda, dish wash  and food colouring. What happened? there was no explosion, just the vinegar flowing down the artificial volcano. We did it with more baking soda, this time, it erupted and covered the entire bottle, towards the end of the eruption it did start flowing like the previous attempt of the volcano eruption, not like how I expected. So we added more vinegar instead, the result was the same, that is 3 minutes of my life I am never getting back. The next thing we did was changing the temperature of the vinegar, we did cold first, and ironically, it did not erupt, it went up very very very slowly, so we learned, cold vinegar = no eruption. So if the volcano is about to erupt, pour tons of cold vinegar, a...

鬼滅之刃

鬼滅之刃是个很有趣的卡通片,就是个少年叫灰治,他的家人被杀了,所以他和他的妹妹要出去变成那些用剑杀鬼的人。他们也要杀十二鬼月,他们就是十二个最强的鬼。 我觉得 这个卡通片很有趣这个卡通片也是个抢意的卡通片。应为人类有很多能力,这个卡通片的人类的能力是呼吸,他们有很多呼吸,有水的呼吸,风的呼吸,石的呼吸,也有虫的呼吸。 如果你想看,用ne t f li x 去看吧!

Memes

I love memes, especially crap posts, I like crap posts, because you don't need to think to know what the joke means. It is already very funny, the first meme I have ever seen was the scumbag steve meme. I kinda liked it, but not really, and the first crap post I saw, was qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm video, of patrick unzipping a lad out of him. After watching that I watched more memes and that was the birth, of Dorasaitama. It is just a stupid meme that I made and posted on my blog, that was also the first GIF I made. I would like to thank my friends, for teaching me editing, if not, I would not know how to make these memes right now. I will be posting 1 GIF every week, so please stay back and watch my GIFs or Crap posts.

GIF

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我很喜欢GIF。因为它们真好笑。我也喜欢我自己做的GIF,好像哆啦A梦打败敌人。  我也喜欢从网上着出来的gif。 如果你没看过,应该看呢!不然哆啦A梦会把你打死了哦! 我每个星期会发布GIF,每个星期应该看哦。

Helish night (skipping the due date)

So last week, I was given a project to record the size of the sun and the moon, I started with the sun, because I did not want to wait forever, and there was a problem with the moon, there is no moon. Even if there was, I need a full moon, and it is always never a full moon, but now I realise, the moon as long as I can see the diameter it was fine. But I did not think of that yet, so I calculated the wrong answers, here is my story of my nightmare. Last night, I made a big mistake, I did not even check the due date for the experiment of moon measuring, when I read the due date,  I was like, shit, it was due yesterday. So I started right away, there was no moon, so I felt "OK this is very bad, I gotta get this done," So I just used a night sky app, to locate the moon, I found it and then I measured it. I recorded the data and I calculated it was 5 times the size of the moon google said. But at that time, I was already very tired, so I just typed in the report and it was done...

The coronavirus consumerism is stupider than black friday

The coronavirus is the biggest virus of the decade (I mean it is the only virus of the decade. But the virus is causing mad consumerism too. Which is not smart at all, consumerism on black Friday is very stupid. It is like a tsunami of people,when you open the mall doors, people rush in and destroys the mall. Everything sold out in one shot. That is already very stupid, buying 10s or thousands of TV sets when you already have 1. You do not have to buy so many TVs unless you are trying to win more matches of fortnite. But the Coronavirus is much more different. People buying toilet papers, out of all the things that could buy to save you from a virus outbreak, like food, rations, tissues, hand sanitizer, you fill the car with toilet papers and masks. Everyone will be wearing masks during the outbreak, I know that, but the mask alone will not be helpful. I am sure the virus is in you no matter how many masks you wear. You need to wash your hands, wear gloves, and do so much more, not j...